Shhhh! It’s Our Favorite Speakeasies.

At Gobblerny, we love secrecy. That’s why we want to share our favorite secret bars with you! 

Please Don’t Tell, 113 St Marks Pl

You enter the bar through a phone booth! WTF!

UES Ice Cream Shoppe, 2nd Ave between 88th and 89th 

From the outside, it looks exactly like a regular scoop shop. But, ask for the “storage room” and you’ll be led into a beautiful roaring 20’s nightclub. Bring your dancing shoes! 

322 E 23rd St, #3R, New York NY, 10010

This looks like a guy’s apartment, feels like a guy’s apartment, and the hostess appears to just be a guy in his apartment alarmed at the presence of an intruder. When he “calls the cops” make sure you say the code phrase: “Guilty as charged.” Take the phone and provide your location and a detailed account of your evening thus far. Within moments an escort vehicle will arrive to take you to prison! Depending on the mood of the bouncer it will cost you between one and five thousand dollars to not sleep there. 

ICON PARKING, E 72nd St

From the outside, this place looks exactly like a regular parking garage. But on Saturday nights, ICON Parking is so much more. Here’s the scoop: Pull in and park your car, then lay your head on the steering wheel and whisper the code phrase to no one in particular: “I don’t have the energy for this.” Spend the evening debating whether or not you should get out of the car and let the ambience of ICON Parking take you away. We recommend just going home. Tip the guys there or they’ll kill you 😉 

D’Agostino’s Market, 1233 Lexington Ave

Let your inhibitions go in this supermarket turned speakeasy! Play pretend and pick up some items from the aisles (have fun with it!) When the cashier asks you “paper or plastic,” give them a lecture on sustainability. Don’t hold back. 

Halal Guys, corner of 53rd and Lex

Find this cart on the street and tell them what you want. They’ll give it to you.