“Pret” Launches New Fast Casual Wedding Service: Pret A Marier

Need a bride on the go? Pret A Manger is here to save the day with its new chain. With a rotating selection of eastern European debutants to choose from, customers can walk into a “Pret A Marier” and walk out the luckiest man on earth. 

GobblerNY correspondents interviewed Ekaterina Melnyk, a featured bachelorette in Pret’s winter lineup. To all of our questions, Melynk responded with a blank-faced “Yes. One thousand times yes.” At press time there was already a line around the block.  

Pret executives are hoping the new service will appeal to millenials who “just can’t anymore” and “want to get it over with,” but also to old people “for legal reasons.” Pret CEO Clive Schlee offered this comment in a press release: “These babes are straight up BTBBTB [born to be bride-to-be’s],” he said. “It’s in the name. Ready. To. Wed.” 

They’re ready. Are you?