Things That Aren’t Food But Can Be In A Pinch

1. Paper

Been there, done that.

2. Soap

We’ve all thought about it.

3. Pennies

So metal. Good crunch.

4. Glass

Goes down smooth.

5. White Castle

On your mind when you’re in a bind, but barely food.

6. Dice

Who hasn’t?!

7. Salad

A last resort.