Classic Candy Bars We Wish They’d Bring Back

Depression Bar

This bar was the bomb. Just a wrapper filled with dirt and a bunch of New Deal acronyms. TBT!

Sand Bar 

It was the height of the war effort so we just put sand in there instead of nougat. Brings us the hell back!

OH JFK

He was so handsome… 

Blackface Dark 

This one really just tastes like the 1910s. Does not age well.

Crow Bar

Just a crowbar. The best teacher!

Saigon Chew

It was April 1975. Mars Corp was sweeping down from the north, and Hershey’s had mounted a beachhead on the southeast coast. Should have learned our lesson when Dien Bien Chew fell, but hindsight is 20/20. At the time this seemed like a noble and just candy, but we wish they’d bring this one back so we could right the wrongs of the past… or so we could launch a frickin’ nuclear sneak attack those damn commies!

Candy Bat

Not a typo. Times were tough.