“Let’s see here… mixed field greens… cold tomato bisque… burrata — Jason look, they have burrata – you love burrata! What else we got here… mm hmm field greens bisque burrata – you sure you don’t want, Jason? They also have a caprese salad, you’d like that too; I know you like a caprese. Let’s see what else: carpaccio, no thank you… fried calamari – uh oh, they’ve got calamari – Erica that has got your name written all over it. Let’s see, lightly fried, served with a side of lemon, tomato sauce, and spicy chipotle mayonnaise. Hey that actually sounds pretty good– did they just dim the lights in here? Is it getting darker in here? Did you see that? How do they expect people to read the men– [extracts iPhone from pants pocket, dramatically switches on flashlight at arm’s length] … There we go. Now we’re in business. OK, mixed field greens, tomato bisque, burrata — Jason I’ll split it with you…”