Heartbreaking: 4th Grader Calls Mother From Cafeteria Just to Tell Her She’s Been Chopped

Making undoubtedly the most difficult decision of the marking period, 4th grader Gabby Miller phoned home after the lunch course to tell her mom that she had been chopped.

GobblerNY obtained the transcript just moments ago:

Gabby: “Hi, Mom?”
Susan: “Yes Gabby, is everything alright? You know your cell phone is for emergencies only.”

Gabby: “Oh I know mom, and before we go any further, let me just say Ted Allen is on the line.” 

Ted Allen: “Hi Susan.”

Susan: “Ted.” 

Gabby: “Mom, don’t get me wrong – the lunch was decent. But ultimately, I didn’t think the peanut butter and jelly sandwich made effective use of ALL the ingredients we had in the pantry.”

Susan: “Gabby please, I had to take your father to the eye doctor this morning.”

Gabby: “Time management is everything in the kitchen. ”
Susan: “Don’t say it–“

Gabby: “I’m sorry. You’ve been chopped.” 

Ted Allen: “ooof! Nice one Gabby.” 

Gabby: “Thanks Ted!” 

Wow! That is brutal. But that’s Chopped baby!