What To Do If Your Kid Is A Picky Eater

We all want our kids to succeed, to be extroverts, and to marry above our station. More and more research shows that our childhood relationship with food can have drastic effects later in life.  Setting your kids up for success starts with encouraging them to eat adventurously, so if you’ve got a picky little eater at home, here’s what GobblerNY recommends. 

1. Gun on the Table

This really helps little ones get their broccoli down. You know, they’re good kids. They just need a little encouragement sometimes.

2. Gun a Little Closer to Them

Lay down the law. You ain’t raising no introvert!

3. Blend the Gun In With Some Fruit

Your kid will never notice that their smoothie has a gun in it! Cheat a wink at your hubby as your child sucks down a loaded 9 millimeter. 

4. Set Your Kid’s Diary on Fire Then Blot Their Tears With Arugula

Did you know the mouth is closest to the eyes when crying? Kill two birds with one stone by incinerating your child’s most intimate thoughts while sneaking some greens into their pie-hole.

5. Bring Back The Gun

Sometimes you gotta go with what works.