If You Don’t Wanna Be Anything Other Than What You Been Tryna Be Lately, All You Have To Do Is Go To This Upper East Side Brunch Spot

If you don’t need to be anything other than a prison guard’s son, a specialist’s son, or the birth of two souls in one, then at least part of where you’re going should be 91East, the UES’s hippest new brunch hangout. 

If you’re surrounded by liars and imposters everywhere you turn, and if you feel like the only one to notice, 91East has got you covered. Their poached eggs are simply to die for.

So often at brunch we find ourselves tired of looking around rooms wondering what we gotta do, or who we’re supposed to be. Well, can we have everyone’s attention please? Because if you’re not like this and that, you’re gonna have to leave 91East, and stat! Those earthenware pots? They came from the mountain, the crust of creation — their whole crockery situation was made from clay to stone. 

And now we at GobblerNY are telling everybody:

We don’t wanna eat anything other than seventeen-dollar avocado toast

All we gotta do is 91East every time

We’re tired of looking round up and down, all over town, just tryna find some eggs florentine

We’re not eating anywhere other than 91East!