Got Second Place On American Idol Season 4? Dig These Hand-Pulled Noodles!

88 Lan Zhou Handpulled Noodles

Hey Bo Bice! Have you been to 88 Lan Zhou Handmade Noodles? It’s right on the Bowery, and we think you should check it out. Seriously, Bo, this place is good!

As I’m sure you know, it’s been fourteen years since America got it wrong and voted Carrie Underwood the winner of American Idol Season 4. (FYI, everyone on staff at GobblerNY called 1-866-IDOLS-02 to vote for you!). Shortly thereafter, Underwood had three worldwide number ones, while your cover of “Vehicle” has yet to break a thousand listens on Spotify. On the bright side: 88 Lan Zhou Handmade Noodles offers some of New York’s plumpest pork dumplings.  

Bo, you can take solace in the fact that GobblerNY is in your camp. 

Readers, we challenge anyone to look us in the eyes and tell us that Bo Bice’s decision to sing Rockell’s “In a Dream” a capella in the semifinals of American Idol isn’t the most artistically pure and courageous move in the history of reality singing competitions. Let’s be honest: the way the 21st century has panned out so far has been a travesty, and it basically all boils down to the fact that America didn’t have the guts to hand over the Idol title to a long-haired rocker in 2004. 

That’s why we’re here to set things right. Bo, GobblerNY is going to help you in the only way we know how: by recommending 88 Lan Zhou Handmade Noodles (Reminder: cash only!).