Nathan Lane’s Favorite Places to Eat

1. His House

Nathan Lane loves to eat at his house. It’s tough to get in here though, as you either have to be a friend of Nathan Lane or be very skilled.

2. Anyone here know Nathan Lane?

Really trying to score that invite. He lives in East Hampton. Do I know anyone in East Hampton?

3. Here’s an aerial photo of his house

Wanted to provide this for reference in case anyone has been inside the house, or even been inside a house that’s vaguely similar as that could still be useful information.

4. I just feel like he must have amazing dinner parties

You know? I mean, look at that house! What I’m about to do will definitely be worth it.

5. OK, that didn’t go as planned.

So it turns out the house I was casing was just on a street called Nathan Lane (no relation). I will say, though, it looked like the family inside was still having a pretty nice dinner party.

6. The police in this town aren’t so bad

Turns out they also love Nathan Lane! Off the hook and back to the drawing board. Wish me luck!