Reviews In Review: A Year Of Reviews, Reviewed

RE reviews, 2019’s in the rearview. Come help us say adieu as we re-view some reviews in our yearly Year Of Reviews, Reviewed review, a restaurant review revue: no review redos, just review reviews. (All reviews subject to review.)

1. If You Liked Cafe Mondino, You’ll Love This New Craft Gin Bar

What a year it’s been. Looking back, we give this review an 8 out of 10.

2. Shots Fired: Anti-Vaxxer Juice Bar Opens In East Williamsburg

2019 was one hell of a year, and this was one tough review. Review score: 6.5/10. 

3. We Tried Everything On The Menu At Harlem’s Sawubona

The entrées at this joint earned an average score 3.75 out of 5, and we’re giving that 3.75/5 a 4 out of 6.

4. Quince: A Review

Overall worth reading, but bring a book because this review is B-O-R-I-N-G. Two stars out of 5, out of 10.

5. Lil’ Cow: The Rap On Veal

Let’s review: at the time, we gave this review an 8 out of 10, but we give that 8 out of 10 a 3 out of 10 because we weren’t really paying attention.

6. The Eastwood: A Review

We gave this place a 10 out of 10, and we’re proud to give that 10 out of 10 a 10 out of 10, because we nailed this review.