Our Four Fave ’stralian Brekkies

We here at GobblerNY are committed to delivering the content you deserve, which is why we hired consultants to tell us what our readers want in times of global crisis. Well, the answer came through loud and clear, which is that our audiences want one thing and one thing only: regional Australian humor .

With that, we hope you enjoy the following listicle more than a f—ing Queenslander enjoys capping off a hard arvo’s yakka with a coupla coldies and a billy with his sheila. Thanks, Deloitte!

1. The Kookamooka Slap-Bang

It’s just eggs and toast, mate! Ya losing ya head!

2. The Dunnabarra Dunnawarra

If you think this is anything more than a bit of avo on brioche you’ve already lost ya marbles!

3. The Roo Roo Smasha

Ya f—ing wombat! A roo roo’s nothin’ more than a stacka waffies.

4. Justa Coffee 

It’s just a bloody coffee mate! Get a f—ing GRIP!!!